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| 2008 is right around corner... |
[19 Aug 2005|12:22am] |
A great man has decieded to run for President someone we all know, love, and have let into our homes and hearts many times over the years. This man is more popular than jesus, more handsome than moses, and funnier than mel gibson. He will have our great country rise from the depths we've been in over the last 5 yrs and bring us to new heights that only eagles could dare fly. This man is Walken, Chris Walken and he needs your vote. Go to the website bellow for more information. And don't forget that i don't like most of you and you can kiss my ass. ( you know who you are, losers)
Vote Walken in 2008
www.walken2008.com
Christopher Walken for president BITCHES
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| Amp for sale |
[15 Aug 2005|10:41pm] |
Are you starting a local band in palm coast? hoping to get 13 yrs old girls drooling over you and spending all of your money on girls pants and hair product? then this is the amp for you. the marshall combo MG series amp is 100% pure sex. this amp will make even the worst sounding fall out boy song sound like a radio hit. Asking price starts at 300 dollars and are negotiable ( scene points not included).
Clike Here to look at a picture and read about the specs. http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/g=home/search/detail/base_pid/483190
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| IQ test |
[04 Aug 2005|04:48am] |
so, i took an IQ test tonight because i was very bored. It was an actual IQ test that doctors and pyschologists use. You can find it online if you really want to take but it takes about an hour out of your life and consists of about 75 questions. All in all it was good times here are my results.
IQ-124 People with IQ's of 120 and above tend to staff the professions as doctors, dentists, lawyers, teachers, and college professors. They fall in the upper 10% of the population. The average IQ of all college professors is 130, which lies within the upper 3% of the general public.A n IQ of 120 therefore implies that the testee is brighter than about 91% of the population, while 130 puts a person ahead of 98% of people.
If you are bored and up for it here you go: http://giqtest.com/html/giqtestStart.html
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[06 Jul 2005|12:57am] |
War of the worlds...good movie with a horrible ending. You'd think that after embedding giant "alien tanks" into the earth years before the first human would notice or even existed, that the aliens would be aware that the atmosphere was uninhabital for there species. How does the son survive a nuclear holocost and still make it to his mothers house in Boston in time for Dinner? Also, Dakota Fanning is one of the creepiest children ever, she's far too smart for her age and i don't believe that she ever blinks. Talk about aliens...???
Go see Batman Begins and stay away from Flagler Beach fireworks unless you'd like to get burnt.
"Dinosaur bones were planted in the ground by the Devil to make Christians doubt there faith"
"Religion is the institution, the codification, of derangement; it is insane and imposes its insanity on us by violence, since its nature is a violent one."
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| Darth Pope....? |
[05 Jun 2005|01:19am] |

Ruler of the Chatholic Church or Evil emperor planning to destroy the galaxy? Probably both. Pope Sidius the II "Revenge of the Christ"
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[10 May 2005|04:11am] |
so i've been busy lately hanging out with my very lovely girlfriend, who i love very very much.
i've been sitting here watching mtv music videos cause there is nothing else on and i've noticed something. Record labels will sign almost any shitty band they can find. As long as you wear the right clothes, kiss the right peoples asses, and refuse to think for yourself then your band is going to get somewhere. All of these trends are just that trends. SKA, EMO, HARDCORE... it's just ridiculous. The "look" that goes with all of these trends are just retarded too. I can't believe they let this shit pollute our tvs and radios. Copies of copies of copies. makes me sick. I think people should spend more time trying to become actual musicians if they plan on going somewhere in there music career than kissing ass, buying trendy clothes, telling people the should kiss your ass, and then kising each others asses. I just saw my chemical romance on tv i think i'm going to go puke. and why are all these hardcore bands christian. i mean jesus was a tough guy but he didn't whine and scream like a little bitch over top of the same guitar riffs that metallic has been using since before we were all born.
also go see batman and starwars and all that fun shit this summer cause movies are good and entertaining. also read, i'm telling you all it's great fun. Snape for life bitches.
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| Hey ladies, want to pee standing up? |
[13 Apr 2005|01:11am] |
www.whizzy4you.com
Whizzy is a device that enables a woman to urinate from a standing position like a man. It is formed of heavy paper that slides virtually flat between your legs and opens to form a trough. Its unique and patented shape, angle and easy-grip handles make it very easy to use. It adjusts to each user's anatomy and stance. You stand naturally, with no bending or straddling necessary. It is disposable, and fits easily into purse, pocket or backpack.
The world is fucking INSANE.
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[28 Mar 2005|05:18am] |
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"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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[19 Mar 2005|04:06am] |
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"without any evil, there are no heros"
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[15 Mar 2005|03:17am] |
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what's up bitches. i've been in a good mood lately due to a very special lady. work is work. we'll see what happens next. it can only get better. there are some plans i have going on in my head, it's only a matter of time before they are unleashed and the process begins. i'm crazy. i love it.
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[01 Mar 2005|12:13pm] |
Admit it! Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance And vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs You know nothing about art or sex That you couldn’t read in any trendy New York underground fashion magazine Prototypical non-conformist You are a vacuous soldier of the thrift store Gestapo You adhere to a set of standards and tastes That appear to be determined by an unseen panel of hipster judges (bullshit) Giving a thumbs up or thumbs down to incoming and outgoing trends and styles of music and art Go analog baby, you’re so post-modern You’re diving face forward into a antiquated path It’s disgusting, its offensive, don’t stick your nose up at me You spend your time sitting in circles with your friends Pontificating to each other Forever competing for that one moment of self-aggrandizing glory In which you hog the intellectual spotlight Holding dominion over the entire shallow pointless conversation Oh, we’re not worthy When you walk by a group of quote-unquote normal people You chuckle to yourself patting yourself on the back as you scoff It's the same superiority complex Shared by the high school jocks who made your life a living hell And makes you a slave to the competitive capitalist dogma You spend every moment of your waking life bitching about Cause I’m proud of my life and the things that I have done Proud of myself and the loner I’ve become You’re free to whine, it will not get you far I do just fine Well let me tell you this, I am shamelessly self-involved I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled I worry about how this album will sell Because I believe it will determine the amount of sex I will have in the future I self medicate with drugs and alcohol to treat my extreme social anxiety You are a faker You are a fraud Yeah, you’re living a lie You don’t impress me You don’t intimidate me what do you have to say for yourself
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| letting go is part of living and holding on is part of dying |
[18 Feb 2005|01:18am] |
i can't remember anything my thoughts are constantly moving where will i be tomorrow where will i be next year i never put my finger on just want i wanted to say my motivation changes when things turn out this way
Dave Matthews is a funny man. He feeds cigarette butts to goats.
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| the course of human life |
[16 Feb 2005|10:54pm] |
we don't know why people do the things they do. sometimes we don't even know why we do the things we do. sometime people make choices based on assumptions sometimes people make choices based on impuse or out of sheer adrenaline. most of these choices we just have to learn to live with. some of them take time to accept and learn from. all of these choices have consequnces some of them good some of them bad. all you can do is try to make the best of things. be good the the ones you love. let go of the ones who've done you wrong and learn that sometimes things don't have an answer and the choice isn't always yours.
that sounded like an episode of Dougie Houser.
-on a lighter note- Stevie Wonder was named a WITNESS in the Michael Jackson case today. Think about it...
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| Chloroform the one you love |
[16 Feb 2005|01:25am] |
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today was just another tuesday. this 14 yr old on cribs has more money than anyone i've ever known and all he does is ride a fucking skateboard. how come my parents didn't tell there was crazy amounts of money in hobbies like that when i was young. the best part of waking up in the morning is opening up the newspaper and realizing your not dead or married.
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